We may not believe in God but we still like Christmas!

When December rolls around are you confused? Does it perplex you how a woman could get pregnant without having sex? Does it seem weird that the birth of humanities so called “savior” has somehow led to a fat guy coming down your chimney and reindeer flying through the air? Do you ever ask yourself “what is figgy pudding?” If any of these questions resonate with you, then we’ve got the perfect product to help you get through the holiday season. We may not be able to answer all of your theological questions, but we can provide some steps for you to enjoy the holidays in a different way. Buy the Atheist Advent Calendar for yourself and a friend, and enjoy a good old laugh. Best for: Hipsters, skeptics, those wanting a laugh, Buddhists #wemaynotbeleiveingodbutwestilllikechristmas › FREE SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE › $9 shipping rest of world Original Artwork by Australian Artist Simon May Please Note: Does not contain chocolate.

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Inspiration Cards for Sarcastic People

$29.00

52 Inspiration Cards for Sarcastic People

Un-motivational cards for the sarcastic!

We designed this kit to keep you sarcastic in the face of another meeting that should have been an email, bitchy in the midst of office politics and in a constant stream of chuckles with your office pal. In other words, this box set will keep you beautiful!

Make Mondays a tiny bit more fun by revealing a new card for your week!

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Sex and Seduction Advent

$18.00

24 Days of Sex and Seduction Advent Calendar, Dirty Santa Style

Shopping, cooking, wrapping, parties, work, caroling, drinking, cooking, cleaning. . .

These are all things that keep us busy in the lead up to Christmas, but there is one very important act missing in this list and that is sex. In the hustle and bustle of the holidays, we sometimes get busy and tired and miss out on one of humanities’ favourite pastimes. With the 24 Days of Sex and Seduction Advent Calendar, you will be inspired each day with a new move so things stay nice and steamy during the lead up to Christmas. Try it with a partner, heck try it with a stranger, but always be safe. Happy humping. Best for: couples, your parents, your best friend, anyone who is grumpy, anyone who is horny. › FREE SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE › $9 shipping rest of world #takebackchristmas Please Note: Does not contain chocolate.

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THE NAUGHTY CORNER

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THE NAUGHTY CORNER Couple game - Revenge on your partner's most annoying habits!

A simple game of revenge and punishment for your partner's most annoying habits! Each time your partner stuffs up or persists with an annoying habit they open a window and do what ever is revealed. But remember, love is a two-way street, so the same goes for you! Punishments range from mundane, to cute, to a little bit naughty ;)… Some are immediate - others may take a little planning - but they're all fun!