Not your Grandma’s Christmas Card

We are going to single handedly save the fate of the post office with the introduction of our Not Your Grandma’s Christmas Cards. What may seem like an antiquated Christmas tradition will be revived once hipsters and insta-babes start sending these cards. The contents may shock some, may excite some, but let’s hope it brings a little pleasure to all who receive one. So buy a few of these, and get sending that snail mail. It’s your civic duty.